10 things you may not know yet about the Chinese Monkey

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Do you know that our western zodiac signs have an eastern equivalent? Therefore, here is some info about the MONKEY, the eastern zodiac sign that is traditionally linked to the western zodiac sign LEO.

 

Here are 10 useful facts about the Chinese Monkey

 

The best role of the smooth, and if necessary extremely cold-blooded, Monkey is that of gentleman burglar or gentleman thief. Just think of the burglars and art thieves Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones in the movie “Entrapment”

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Our Monkey likes social gatherings and therefore likes people around him. Provided, of course, that he or she is the center of attention.

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Monkeys feel superior and can’t help but look a little (or more) down on others. That is also the reason why people are not always positive towards him or her.

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If a Monkey didn’t trick you, then he or she simply wasn’t having his or her day.

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If you want to give him/her something, then give something old. For example, a piece of furniture that is almost falling apart. Our Monkey, who does not shy away from a challenge, will throw himself at it with all his energy and dexterity. And what do we get in the end? Exactly, a beautiful, well restored piece of furniture. Or give her an old-fashioned jacket. She is guaranteed to turn it into a unique and trendy spring yak.

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If you love a Monkey, realize that he or she will turn your life into a tsunami that just won’t go down. Fasten your seat belts!

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If the male Monkey wants to take you in, he will convince you that your life will become very exciting thanks to him. That is correct, see above. Of course, your reservations about the kind of excitement that awaits you are completely justified. If the female Monkey wants to snare you, she will be mostly silent, looking at you adoringly and veiled and every now and then asking you a very clever question. In the meantime, she will challenge you a bit and at the same time give you the impression that you are the most intelligent man on the entire planet. And so you automatically get caught in her web, from which escape is almost impossible.

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Are you a Monkey’s partner? Then realize that you must be permanently available to his or her Highness and that you must permanently show how much you need him or her.

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Will the two of you ever break up? If possible, try to remain friends. Don’t forget that this handy, super-flexible, intelligent and inventive creature can solve just about every problem imaginable. How the solution looks like, is another matter, but he or she will find a solution anyway. Then unabashedly drum up him or her in moments of need.

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If you think your Monkey companion doesn’t realize you’re cheating on him/her, you’re so wrong. Monkeys are so eerily astute that nothing escapes their attention (and radar). Watch out: Monkey will use all means to take revenge. And his or her revenge will be ruthless.

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